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I Hope We Don’t Get Caught

» by Giselle Renarde August 29th, 2010 at 4:13 am » Comments (1)

Let's talk about sex in public. (Eep!) *Giselle scurries far, far away. Giselle peeks her head out, sighs, and then drags her feet back to the computer* Okay...I've written about ...more »

Trust the Girl to Decorate

» by Giselle Renarde August 15th, 2010 at 2:20 am » Comments (0)

I've never been the most trusting person in the world. In fact, I'm one of those casually-paranoid people who figures everyone's out to get her in one way or ...more »

A Bed of One’s Own (or A Room of One’s Onion)

» by Giselle Renarde July 18th, 2010 at 1:14 am » Comments (1)

Today I got back from two weeks away and GOD am I glad for the solitude! This past week, I vacationed with family. Siblings...parents...that sort of thing. You know ...more »

LGBT YOUTHLINE and YOU

» by Giselle Renarde July 4th, 2010 at 12:21 am » Comments (0)

'Cause sometimes you just need someone to talk to. Those who've been following me for a while may recall that for the past couple years I've donated all my fourth quarter ...more »

The Joke That Started It All

» by Giselle Renarde June 6th, 2010 at 10:33 am » Comments (2)

When my girlfriend and I went out for Sunday brunch this weekend, I ordered something I'd never tried before--Eggs Benedict. "The first of my Audrey and Lawrence stories," I told her, ...more »

What’s Your Crush Type?

» by Giselle Renarde May 23rd, 2010 at 10:09 am » Comments (2)

I used to know, but I don't anymore. Fifteen years ago I could predict exactly the type of person I would develop a crush on. I knew every last characteristic. ...more »

For All Queer Daughters of Heterocentric Mothers

» by Giselle Renarde May 9th, 2010 at 12:38 am » Comments (3)

It's mother's day. I wish I had something uplifting to say about that. Last year I would have sung my mother's praises. I do love her, and she is ...more »

Don’t Read This

» by Giselle Renarde April 25th, 2010 at 11:33 pm » Comments (2)

Please do not read the following story. It's a work of erotic flash fiction involving lesbians, prostitution, and school girl uniforms. This story is not suitable for anyone ...more »

It’s Not a Secret Anymore

» by Giselle Renarde April 11th, 2010 at 12:10 am » Comments (4)

It's no secret: more and more of us girls identify as queer or bisexual. I know more than a couple women who are decidedly straight, ...more »

The Importance of Being Erotic

» by Giselle Renarde March 28th, 2010 at 2:02 am » Comments (0)

Today I've been thinking about the importance of...us! Authors of erotic fiction. Why do we do this? Is it important? Or is it fluff? Here's ...more »

Words We Hate to Love

» by Giselle Renarde March 14th, 2010 at 3:00 am » Comments (5)

Are you like me? Before you say "Hell no!" and run away, let me explain. As a writer of erotic fiction, I'm constantly making word choices. That's true of ...more »

What Converted this Valentine’s Day Resistor?

» by Giselle Renarde February 14th, 2010 at 1:09 pm » Comments (3)

I used to be as strong a V-Day resistor as I was a radical feminist. I thought it was a cruel pseudo-holiday (no, no, no…I didn’t say “cool super-holiday”) created ...more »

Burn the Dictionary!

» by Giselle Renarde January 31st, 2010 at 5:24 pm » Comments (4)

*sigh* I just heard a news story about parents insisting their children's grade 4/5 teacher remove the dictionary from their classroom to prevent students from looking up inappropriate words. "Oral ...more »

Hallmark Censored my Damn e-Card!

» by Giselle Renarde January 17th, 2010 at 11:08 pm » Comments (0)

Because if there's one thing a pornographer loves, it's censorship.... I'm a tad peeved over here. Hallmark.com erased a message I wrote to my girlfriend the other day because of ...more »

What Have You Done?

» by Giselle Renarde January 3rd, 2010 at 3:15 am » Comments (3)

Well, this is it. 2009 has smoothly transitioned into 2010. This is the time of year when we all ask ourselves, "Exactly what have I accomplished over the ...more »

What’s so offensive about two men and a dog?

» by Giselle Renarde December 20th, 2009 at 7:33 pm » Comments (2)

I want to show you something. It's a picture of two men and a dog: According to Canadian media outlets, this image sparked online outrage from the homophobic public. What's the ...more »

The End is Near. Do it Now!

» by Giselle Renarde December 6th, 2009 at 1:58 am » Comments (0)

No, not the end of the world. The end of my "Support LGBT Youth" promotion. If you've managed not to hear about it yet, I'm giving all profits from ...more »

Transgender Day of Remembrance

» by Giselle Renarde November 22nd, 2009 at 2:09 am » Comments (0)

Must remember. Can't forget. Must remember. Can't forget.As Transgender Awareness Week (November 15th-20th) recently drew to a close, we observed the 11th annual Transgender Day of Remembrance on November 20th, ...more »

Why my Girlfriend Won’t Wear an Apron or Am I a Female Chauvinist Pig?

» by Giselle Renarde November 8th, 2009 at 8:34 pm » Comments (0)

Why my Girlfriend Won’t Wear an Apron or Am I a Female Chauvinist Pig? My Sweet and I are recovering from another little spat. I’m doing a bit of warehouse contract work ...more »

Lesbian Vampire Knife Play, Anyone?

» by Giselle Renarde October 25th, 2009 at 1:13 am » Comments (4)

Hi Kittens! Oysters & Chocolate recently held a contest called "Vampire Lust."  Guess what?  My F/F story "Blood Lust" received an Honorable Mention!  Pretty good, considering I'd never written anything vampire-related ...more »

Support LGBT Youth in 2009

» by Giselle Renarde September 27th, 2009 at 10:19 am » Comments (3)

How can erotica support LGBT youth? With your help, of course! For the second year running, between September 15th and December 15th, all proceeds from each and every purchase of GISELLE ...more »

My Grandma Knows All the Guys

» by Giselle Renarde September 13th, 2009 at 1:55 am » Comments (3)

The other day I was sitting in the car with my mother and my grandmother—three generations of women all in one Ford Taurus—when I pulled out a book to read. ...more »

Everybody get MOIST!

» by Giselle Renarde August 16th, 2009 at 12:44 am » Comments (3)

How do you react when you hear the word moist? If it's anything like this guy, you're in the majority. You know how I'm a huge fan of CBC Radio Two? ...more »

Hot Summer Ménage…check it out!

» by Giselle Renarde August 2nd, 2009 at 2:59 pm » Comments (0)

It's raining today where I live, but I have faith that showy summer sun will be back for more misadventure.  Since a rainy day is a perfect day for a ...more »

I’m the Nut

» by Giselle Renarde July 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am » Comments (1)

The other day, a girl I work with mentioned that she likes her boys a little girly. “Why don’t you just date girls, then?” I asked her, very nearly following it ...more »

CISSEXUAL, are we? Keeping up with the Lingo…

» by Giselle Renarde July 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am » Comments (3)

This week, I was fortunate enough to attend a workshop intended for human services providers (more commonly known as social workers). The official workshop title was something along the lines of ...more »

A Fisting Good Time!

» by Giselle Renarde June 21st, 2009 at 5:29 pm » Comments (0)

I never thought we’d make it to the knuckles. But, then again, I never thought we’d try. I made the mistake of letting my girlfriend Sweet read a fisting story I wrote ...more »

Bjork Hits People in Airports

» by Giselle Renarde June 7th, 2009 at 1:50 am » Comments (2)

This isn’t recent news, but apparently elfin Icelandic singer Bjork has whacked a few guys in airports over the years. The first such event occurred when a member of ...more »

Paging Dr Jung

» by Giselle Renarde May 24th, 2009 at 5:32 pm » Comments (2)

If you are fluent in the language of Jungian psychology, you will recognize the term “animus complex.”  It’s a fascinating enough theory that I will take a moment to explain ...more »

No News is Trans News

» by Giselle Renarde May 10th, 2009 at 5:13 pm » Comments (0)

Yesterday, my girlfriend was telling me about an upcoming court case that’s currently the talk of the transgender community in St. Catherines, Ontario. According to Sweet (and if my girlfriend’s word ...more »

Three R’s for the New Millennium

» by Giselle Renarde April 26th, 2009 at 5:37 pm » Comments (0)

As I walked to the subway this afternoon, I passed a couple dudes who obviously thought they were pretty cool.  When they got out of their spic and span fancy ...more »

Crush List

» by Giselle Renarde April 12th, 2009 at 8:54 pm » Comments (2)

Let’s celebrate the long weekend by having a little fun! It’s truth or dare time, everybody. I DARE you to tell me the TRUTH: who’s your favourite ...more »

Spring Fever

» by Giselle Renarde March 29th, 2009 at 12:50 am » Comments (0)

Just in time for the change in seasons, eXcessica has a new anthology on the market.  Four Seasons: Spring 2009 is a compilation of erotic tales from some of your ...more »

Thoughts on Transgender Fiction

» by Giselle Renarde March 15th, 2009 at 12:16 am » Comments (1)

Anyone who follows my blog is certainly familiar with my connection to the transgender community. You've probably been wondering, "Why doesn't Giselle have any TG work on the market?" ...more »

Mapping…or Lapping…or Slapping?

» by Giselle Renarde March 1st, 2009 at 6:56 pm » Comments (0)

I’m sick. Not seriously sick, just stricken with your basic garden variety spending-too-much-time-around-germy-children winter chest infection. I’ll be fine in a week or so, but right now I feel ...more »

Sweets for my Sweet

» by Giselle Renarde February 15th, 2009 at 1:36 am » Comments (0)

What to buy, what to buy, what to buy for your Valentine? Nothing! Anyone who followed my blog posts around the holiday season knows I prefer making gifts to buying them. ...more »

Lesbians in the Doghouse

» by Giselle Renarde February 1st, 2009 at 7:37 pm » Comments (2)

While I’ve titled this post “Lesbians in the Doghouse,” I’m already reconsidering the plural. I think it’s pretty much standard with doghouses that they can only accommodate one partner ...more »

Resolve

» by Giselle Renarde January 4th, 2009 at 1:32 am » Comments (2)

I don't make New Year's resolutions...should I? I could resolve to eat three meals a day, none of them take-out. I could resolve not to start so many silly arguments with my ...more »

Meeting the Parents

» by Giselle Renarde December 21st, 2008 at 7:52 pm » Comments (0)

Today I met my girlfriend’s mom. For all the anxiety this first meeting generated, it turned into a pretty anti-climactic event.  It helped—or…didn’t help?—that Sweet’s family doesn’t know she’s transsexual.  To ...more »

Gifts from the Heart and the Hands

» by Giselle Renarde December 7th, 2008 at 8:58 pm » Comments (1)

My girlfriend Sweet is a Christmas FANATIC, so I knew I couldn't give her just any old greeting card as we celebrate our first Christmas together. It's not that ...more »

Freedom on my Mind

» by Giselle Renarde November 23rd, 2008 at 10:33 am » Comments (0)

Freedom has been on my mind this month. On Remembrance Day--Tuesday November 11th--I was sitting at my computer as 11am approached. Last Call played on the radio and I ...more »

How can erotica support LGBT youth?

» by Giselle Renarde November 9th, 2008 at 1:41 am » Comments (0)

How can erotica support LGBT youth? To celebrate the re-release of my debut e-book THE BIRTHDAY GIFT, I would like to offer up a gift we can all take part in ...more »

poverotica

» by Giselle Renarde October 26th, 2008 at 6:48 pm » Comments (0)

poverotica /pawvirottikaw/ (n) literature or art lending erotic qualities to the state of being extremely poor. As you might have guessed, there’s no such thing as poverotica.  It’s a new addition ...more »

Ode to Mom

» by Giselle Renarde October 12th, 2008 at 12:25 am » Comments (1)

Here in Canada, we’re celebrating Thanksgiving this weekend.  The holiday’s got me thinking about everything I have in life.  I may not own half as much stuff as most North ...more »

Losing Friends

» by Giselle Renarde September 28th, 2008 at 11:11 pm » Comments (0)

My friend Monty is old and set in his ways, but that’s no excuse. For many years now, my friend Monty has been my comrade and confidant, but ever since I ...more »

Stop Saying Sorry

» by Giselle Renarde September 14th, 2008 at 6:13 pm » Comments (0)

We have this bizarre custom here in Canada:  If somebody pushes you, shoves you, steps on your toes, YOU say sorry.  Whether it’s an accident or an act of deliberate ...more »

These are Real: Practical Applications of Recent Discoveries in Neural Plasticity

» by Giselle Renarde August 31st, 2008 at 10:30 am » Comments (0)

I have formulated a scientific hypothesis. Put on your thinking caps and don’t doze off, because after the academic stuff I’ll be talking about boobs. One day I was watching ...more »

Butchering the Classics

» by Giselle Renarde August 17th, 2008 at 1:02 am » Comments (0)

Hi, all! I have some “informations” for you, as we say in franglais (aka Frenglish):  I like to write music in my beyond-ample spare time.  Not just that, but I’ve fished ...more »

With Art Comes Responsibility

» by Giselle Renarde July 13th, 2008 at 2:45 am » Comments (1)

Joni Mitchell got me thinking. It takes more than the usual Swan Lake slippers and tutus to get me to the ballet. I don’t understand narrative in motion. I need ...more »