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» by Sommer Marsden February 25th, 2010 at 8:52 am » Comments (9)
I had a rough year last year as far as reviews. You'd expect me to follow that statement with "I got some terrible reviews". No. No, I did not. It ...more »What Converted this Valentine’s Day Resistor?
» by Giselle Renarde February 14th, 2010 at 1:09 pm » Comments (3)
I used to be as strong a V-Day resistor as I was a radical feminist. I thought it was a cruel pseudo-holiday (no, no, no…I didn’t say “cool super-holiday”) created ...more »Burn the Dictionary!
» by Giselle Renarde January 31st, 2010 at 5:24 pm » Comments (4)
*sigh* I just heard a news story about parents insisting their children's grade 4/5 teacher remove the dictionary from their classroom to prevent students from looking up inappropriate words. "Oral ...more »Hallmark Censored my Damn e-Card!
» by Giselle Renarde January 17th, 2010 at 11:08 pm » Comments (0)
Because if there's one thing a pornographer loves, it's censorship.... I'm a tad peeved over here. Hallmark.com erased a message I wrote to my girlfriend the other day because of ...more »EFFICIENCY
» by Willsin Rowe December 27th, 2009 at 2:07 am » Comments (2)
This modern world seems to be all about business. Whatever the business, the premier driving force is, apparently, efficiency. Fewer steps, greater output, faster travel. No-one is walking barefoot through ...more »I got nuthin’
» by Sommer Marsden December 17th, 2009 at 10:23 am » Comments (6)
It's kind of been a mindfark of a week here. Getting ready for Christmas, edits, sickness, shopping, running and general insanity. I really have nothing to blog other than HELP! ...more »Gender Agenda
» by Willsin Rowe December 13th, 2009 at 6:31 am » Comments (1)
I’ve heard a term several times in recent years which has perplexed me. It’s mainly been said by women, and, in my experience, mostly younger, more earnest women. The term ...more »I’ve “ad” it!
» by Willsin Rowe November 29th, 2009 at 10:53 pm » Comments (0)
Like many of you out there, I have a day job. My job is within the field of graphic design, though I’m more of a layout artist than anything. The ...more »Why my Girlfriend Won’t Wear an Apron or Am I a Female Chauvinist Pig?
» by Giselle Renarde November 8th, 2009 at 8:34 pm » Comments (0)
Why my Girlfriend Won’t Wear an Apron or Am I a Female Chauvinist Pig? My Sweet and I are recovering from another little spat. I’m doing a bit of warehouse contract work ...more »ORGASMS! To Know Them is to Love Them
» by Dee Dawning November 2nd, 2009 at 3:19 pm » Comments (8)
Orgasm. I love that word. You should too. After all it feels fantastic. Doesn’t it? What do we know about orgasms? Not a lot. We know it makes us feel ...more »Lesbian Vampire Knife Play, Anyone?
» by Giselle Renarde October 25th, 2009 at 1:13 am » Comments (3)
Hi Kittens! Oysters & Chocolate recently held a contest called "Vampire Lust." Guess what? My F/F story "Blood Lust" received an Honorable Mention! Pretty good, considering I'd never written anything vampire-related ...more »ARE MENAGE ROMANCES HERE TO STAY?
» by Dee Dawning October 5th, 2009 at 8:28 am » Comments (2)
I posted this article on another blog last month and it was very popular so here it is again? Are Ménage Romances Books Here to Stay The latest hot genre in erotic ...more »A little variety, people!
» by Emma Hillman September 22nd, 2009 at 11:08 am » Comments (5)
I was browsing new titles on Amazon at lunchtime and realized I could just look at a title or cover to know what it was about. I know this 'code' ...more »Sex education? He doesn’t even feed himself!
» by Willsin Rowe September 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am » Comments (0)
If you think back, you’ll probably remember puberty as a difficult time, even if it went well. Sure, there were hygiene issues, but we learned how to take care of ...more »Perhaps something in a satire?
» by Steve Shore September 16th, 2009 at 6:58 pm » Comments (2)
Yes, yes, you've all been working very hard. It's time to take a break. How about a nice coffee (or cocktail) and a quick read. Perhaps something in a satire? Hmmm... let's ...more »My Grandma Knows All the Guys
» by Giselle Renarde September 13th, 2009 at 1:55 am » Comments (3)
The other day I was sitting in the car with my mother and my grandmother—three generations of women all in one Ford Taurus—when I pulled out a book to read. ...more »Elusive sleep…
» by Molly Wens September 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm » Comments (2)
I was supposed to be working. Sometimes I’m not as disciplined as I’d like, so I find myself playing instead of writing. I tell myself it’s not my ...more »My Sexy Meeting with Diana Ross
» by Dee Dawning September 7th, 2009 at 7:35 am » Comments (8)
It's the ninth of the month, my day to blog and I don't have a thing ready. I know. I'll write about the time I met Diana Ross. You ...more »Everybody get MOIST!
» by Giselle Renarde August 16th, 2009 at 12:44 am » Comments (3)
How do you react when you hear the word moist? If it's anything like this guy, you're in the majority. You know how I'm a huge fan of CBC Radio Two? ...more »D-Day + 2
» by Emma Hillman August 12th, 2009 at 5:57 am » Comments (2)
So here I am, two days after my first book's publication...two days full of, uh, excitement. I'm in the middle of the French countryside on holiday. I love it here mainly ...more »I’m the Nut
» by Giselle Renarde July 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am » Comments (1)
The other day, a girl I work with mentioned that she likes her boys a little girly. “Why don’t you just date girls, then?” I asked her, very nearly following it ...more »Sometimes you just need to have fun, you know?
» by Emma Hillman July 14th, 2009 at 2:56 pm » Comments (4)
So you know how in my last two blogs/comments I said I didn't have time to start a new book. Yeah. Guess what I did this weekend? Yep. Got it in ...more »A Fisting Good Time!
» by Giselle Renarde June 21st, 2009 at 5:29 pm » Comments (0)
I never thought we’d make it to the knuckles. But, then again, I never thought we’d try. I made the mistake of letting my girlfriend Sweet read a fisting story I wrote ...more »Bjork Hits People in Airports
» by Giselle Renarde June 7th, 2009 at 1:50 am » Comments (2)
This isn’t recent news, but apparently elfin Icelandic singer Bjork has whacked a few guys in airports over the years. The first such event occurred when a member of ...more »Crush List
» by Giselle Renarde April 12th, 2009 at 8:54 pm » Comments (2)
Let’s celebrate the long weekend by having a little fun! It’s truth or dare time, everybody. I DARE you to tell me the TRUTH: who’s your favourite ...more »Lesbians in the Doghouse
» by Giselle Renarde February 1st, 2009 at 7:37 pm » Comments (2)
While I’ve titled this post “Lesbians in the Doghouse,” I’m already reconsidering the plural. I think it’s pretty much standard with doghouses that they can only accommodate one partner ...more »New Releases: Week of 12.15.08
» by Selena Kitt December 15th, 2008 at 5:00 am » Comments (0)
eXcessica new releases EARTH MOTHER By Xavier Carter www.excessica.com Length: Short Story (7137) Category: Sci Fi Heat Level: eXcess 2 Price: $2.99 BUY IT! After taking a new job in a new town, Jeff notices a beautiful woman on ...more »Menage. Is this your fantasy?
» by Dee Dawning December 5th, 2008 at 9:16 am » Comments (6)
The ménage a trois has been the subject of previous blogs here, but considering it is the hottest thing in erotic writing today, I'm going to talk about it. ...more »The Ex Files
» by EmeliaBell November 14th, 2008 at 4:27 am » Comments (0)
We all have them, even if we never talk about them. They’re the ones who’ve shaped us, emotionally and sexually, the ones who haunt us occasionally and pepper our thoughts ...more »Strangley Named
» by Dakota Trace November 8th, 2008 at 9:25 am » Comments (0)
While speaking to a fellow author online earlier this week, I happened to mention I was going to stop at my local Kum & Go, a local filling station. Much ...more »The Mothman Cometh…
» by EmeliaBell October 31st, 2008 at 6:25 am » Comments (0)
It is, after all, Hallo’w’een--or Samhain—today so I will break from my usual tradition of blogging purely writerly and/or erotic topics and move to the whimsical if not downright spoooooky. ...more »Familiarity breeds contempt?
» by EmeliaBell October 17th, 2008 at 4:17 am » Comments (0)
It’s silly really. Now matter how many times I look it still gives me a tingling thrill to see my writing published. Every time I log onto eXcessica and see ...more »Shame
» by dr_mabeuse September 10th, 2008 at 10:37 am » Comments (0)
Shame is the great, undiscussed dimension in erotic literature. It's the quality of shame that makes sex dirty, that separates medical illustrations from graphic porn, that's the difference between the ...more »Internet Dating – the sequel!
» by Rachelle LeMonnier September 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am » Comments (0)
As a follow on from my last blog I thought I’d discuss Internet Dating again. Okay - I know I slated it last time. And with good reason!! It’s imperfect ...more »Is it Erotic or is it Pornographic
» by Dee Dawning August 28th, 2008 at 4:20 pm » Comments (8)
An ongoing discussion within the erotic writing and reading community is to define the difference between erotic literature and pornographic literature and when does erotic writing become pornographic. There's a ...more »Internet Dating: Fun or…Farce!
» by Rachelle LeMonnier August 20th, 2008 at 8:02 am » Comments (0)
Why is internet dating such a trial? It should be easy. After all, how difficult can it be to scroll through dozens of online profiles and decide which ones sound the ...more »Trekkies know that bald is beautiful
» by Giselle Renarde July 20th, 2008 at 2:03 am » Comments (2)
Have I ever mentioned how much I love the oldie-baldies? I do. I love those physically fit bald men in the 50-65 age group. What can I say? I’m a ...more »Masturbatory Crafts
» by Alessia Brio June 23rd, 2008 at 7:56 am » Comments (1)
Regardless of the reason we begin to put words to "paper" -- whether it's to quiet the voices in our heads or to take the edge off pain -- the ...more »Summer Lust
» by Rachelle LeMonnier June 11th, 2008 at 1:28 pm » Comments (1)
I know this has been said before, but there is definitely something erotic about the summer months. It’s hard to pin point why exactly. Maybe it’s the heat of the ...more »Brain Rolodex Anyone?
» by Alexys Quinn June 4th, 2008 at 7:01 pm » Comments (0)
So I realized it's my turn to do the blog today. What topic do I choose that I can make sound intelligent in a short amount of time? ...more »Radioactive…oatmeal??
» by Alexys Quinn May 21st, 2008 at 3:36 pm » Comments (1)
I'll sit right here and admit to hating every second of yesterdays almost two-hour test. It started the minute I had to eat a bowl of radioactive sickly sweet ...more »Writing as therapy
» by Rachelle LeMonnier May 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am » Comments (0)
My intention was to write something intelligent about…yes, you guessed it – writing! But then I started musing about my love-life instead. It only took a few minutes. Love-life? ...more »Feeling hot hot hot…
» by EmeliaBell May 9th, 2008 at 10:00 am » Comments (17)
OK, it’s weird and there’s no reason for it, but the last few days I’ve been kinda… twitchy. Y’know, that nagging, tickly, if-only-I-wasn’t-so-busy kind of randiness that creeps up on ...more »Sex and laughter
» by Marshall Ian Key April 20th, 2008 at 8:46 am » Comments (8)
Ah yes, the full moon. Odd, isn’t it, that the word “lunatic” is derived from the Latin for moon? Anyone who has worked at a crisis hotline knows ...more »Cara Mia!
» by Selena Kitt April 18th, 2008 at 5:00 am » Comments (20)
Heard an interesting question the other day: "What TV couple do you most idolize/want to be like?" I didn't hesitate. My answer? Morticia and Gomez Addams. photo credit: Miss Ruby Foo Okay, stop. Stop ...more »SUBSCRIBE
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