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I Hope We Don’t Get Caught

» by Giselle Renarde August 29th, 2010 at 4:13 am » Comments (1)

Let's talk about sex in public. (Eep!) *Giselle scurries far, far away. Giselle peeks her head out, sighs, and then drags her feet back to the computer* Okay...I've written about ...more »

Trust the Girl to Decorate

» by Giselle Renarde August 15th, 2010 at 2:20 am » Comments (0)

I've never been the most trusting person in the world. In fact, I'm one of those casually-paranoid people who figures everyone's out to get her in one way or ...more »

Things That Go Bangin’ the Dark…

» by Willsin Rowe July 25th, 2010 at 8:27 am » Comments (3)

To slightly misquote a great Australian band from the 1970's..."Romance...is not a...dirty word!" I recognise that a lot of romance fiction is written by good, even excellent writers. I admire their ...more »

A Bed of One’s Own (or A Room of One’s Onion)

» by Giselle Renarde July 18th, 2010 at 1:14 am » Comments (1)

Today I got back from two weeks away and GOD am I glad for the solitude! This past week, I vacationed with family. Siblings...parents...that sort of thing. You know ...more »

Words About Music.

» by Willsin Rowe July 11th, 2010 at 8:08 am » Comments (12)

I’m not a particularly prolific writer. Or, perhaps more correctly, I’m not a particularly persistent writer. I have dozens of stories, short and long, which require not too much more ...more »

Freaky Deaky or Stop Watching Me!

» by Sommer Marsden July 1st, 2010 at 2:55 pm » Comments (3)

So raise your hand if you do horoscopes. Higher! Okay...got it. I do and I don't. I tend to take all soothsaying with a grain of salt but am overall a ...more »

Do You Prefer It Long Or Short?

» by Willsin Rowe June 27th, 2010 at 6:47 am » Comments (2)

Fiction, that is. Or to be more precise: do you prefer stories with flowing and poetic prose, or are you a fan of the clipped and economic? I tend to plump for ...more »

Do Lesbians Talk Dirty?

» by Giselle Renarde June 20th, 2010 at 5:22 pm » Comments (3)

I'm glowing. Okay, so, one thing led to another, and I spent the last hour in front of YouPorn with a vibe in one hand and a mouse in the other. ...more »

Total. Mom. Blog

» by Sommer Marsden June 17th, 2010 at 8:03 am » Comments (2)

I  got nothing. Sorry, it's true. This past week has been a flurry of insanity and it's not done yet. The end of school formal banquet/dance for the boy child ...more »

Comedy and Characters

» by Willsin Rowe June 13th, 2010 at 8:10 am » Comments (1)

Today, I was hanging clothes on the line, and I somehow got to thinking about my favourite TV comedies. At their peaks, my three favourites were pretty unbeatable. M*A*S*H Seinfeld The Simpsons There are ...more »

The Joke That Started It All

» by Giselle Renarde June 6th, 2010 at 10:33 am » Comments (2)

When my girlfriend and I went out for Sunday brunch this weekend, I ordered something I'd never tried before--Eggs Benedict. "The first of my Audrey and Lawrence stories," I told her, ...more »

going rogue

» by Sommer Marsden June 3rd, 2010 at 8:14 am » Comments (3)

I've noticed a trend for a while now. In the age of amazon and rating and click how many stars you want to give a piece of fiction...a good portion ...more »

What’s Your Crush Type?

» by Giselle Renarde May 23rd, 2010 at 10:09 am » Comments (2)

I used to know, but I don't anymore. Fifteen years ago I could predict exactly the type of person I would develop a crush on. I knew every last characteristic. ...more »

Is that a mascot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

» by Sommer Marsden May 20th, 2010 at 7:29 am » Comments (5)

I think I've been in this business too long. I look at thise colorful, cylindrical, one-eyed mascots for the London 2012 Olympicsand my brain immediately whispers: "penis" (Actually, the one ...more »

Favourite bits…

» by Willsin Rowe May 16th, 2010 at 10:29 am » Comments (2)

As some of you out there would know, along with being a writer, I'm also a cover artist. In that capacity, I get to look at a lot of very ...more »

Communication Skills

» by Willsin Rowe May 2nd, 2010 at 9:18 am » Comments (1)

Whether it’s advertising or even the news, lately I’ve noticed some real clankers happening in the media. Sometimes it’s a plain tautology. In a print ad for a prestige car ...more »

Stocking Up…

» by Willsin Rowe April 8th, 2010 at 7:01 am » Comments (4)

I'm not sure I like this so-called "WordPress" any more. Perhaps we should rename it "Word Suppress". Knowing I'd be off the grid for nearly a week, I set this ...more »

The Importance of Being Erotic

» by Giselle Renarde March 28th, 2010 at 2:02 am » Comments (0)

Today I've been thinking about the importance of...us! Authors of erotic fiction. Why do we do this? Is it important? Or is it fluff? Here's ...more »

Words We Hate to Love

» by Giselle Renarde March 14th, 2010 at 3:00 am » Comments (5)

Are you like me? Before you say "Hell no!" and run away, let me explain. As a writer of erotic fiction, I'm constantly making word choices. That's true of ...more »

My fake hometown…

» by Sommer Marsden March 11th, 2010 at 4:24 pm » Comments (1)

Today my mother took me to Cafe Hon for lunch. We ate in pink and white room full of teapots off of a table swathed in hot pink PVC. There ...more »

Rock Chicks

» by Willsin Rowe March 7th, 2010 at 6:43 am » Comments (6)

Well, I’m still buzzing a little. Last night, Saturday 6th March 2010, I played the biggest gig of my miniscule musical career. I play bass in a swampy blues and roots ...more »

Everything I Know About Composure I Learned From Iron Chef

» by Sommer Marsden February 25th, 2010 at 8:52 am » Comments (8)

I had a rough year last year as far as reviews. You'd expect me to follow that statement with "I got some terrible reviews". No. No, I did not. It ...more »

Love…exciting and new…

» by Willsin Rowe February 21st, 2010 at 8:57 am » Comments (5)

So...is it just me, or do you all keep falling in love all over the place? Maybe workmates, maybe friends, maybe someone you walk past every day or even just ...more »

What Converted this Valentine’s Day Resistor?

» by Giselle Renarde February 14th, 2010 at 1:09 pm » Comments (3)

I used to be as strong a V-Day resistor as I was a radical feminist. I thought it was a cruel pseudo-holiday (no, no, no…I didn’t say “cool super-holiday”) created ...more »

Madness IS my method…

» by Willsin Rowe February 7th, 2010 at 8:00 am » Comments (6)

Lately I've been inspired to think about my method of writing (such as it is). This has come partly from our intriguing new friend here at eXcessica, Mia Natasha, and ...more »

Burn the Dictionary!

» by Giselle Renarde January 31st, 2010 at 5:24 pm » Comments (4)

*sigh* I just heard a news story about parents insisting their children's grade 4/5 teacher remove the dictionary from their classroom to prevent students from looking up inappropriate words. "Oral ...more »

Hallmark Censored my Damn e-Card!

» by Giselle Renarde January 17th, 2010 at 11:08 pm » Comments (0)

Because if there's one thing a pornographer loves, it's censorship.... I'm a tad peeved over here. Hallmark.com erased a message I wrote to my girlfriend the other day because of ...more »

EFFICIENCY

» by Willsin Rowe December 27th, 2009 at 2:07 am » Comments (2)

This modern world seems to be all about business. Whatever the business, the premier driving force is, apparently, efficiency. Fewer steps, greater output, faster travel. No-one is walking barefoot through ...more »

I got nuthin’

» by Sommer Marsden December 17th, 2009 at 10:23 am » Comments (6)

It's kind of been a mindfark of a week here. Getting ready for Christmas, edits, sickness, shopping, running and general insanity. I really have nothing to blog other than HELP! ...more »

Gender Agenda

» by Willsin Rowe December 13th, 2009 at 6:31 am » Comments (1)

I’ve heard a term several times in recent years which has perplexed me. It’s mainly been said by women, and, in my experience, mostly younger, more earnest women. The term ...more »

I’ve “ad” it!

» by Willsin Rowe November 29th, 2009 at 10:53 pm » Comments (0)

Like many of you out there, I have a day job. My job is within the field of graphic design, though I’m more of a layout artist than anything. The ...more »

Writers Who Do It For Me

» by Sommer Marsden November 19th, 2009 at 9:56 am » Comments (9)

That sounds dirty, doesn't it? :) As the holidays approach, it gets harder and harder for me to decompress in the evening. The crazy pace of my life (self-inflicted 99% ...more »

Why my Girlfriend Won’t Wear an Apron or Am I a Female Chauvinist Pig?

» by Giselle Renarde November 8th, 2009 at 8:34 pm » Comments (0)

Why my Girlfriend Won’t Wear an Apron or Am I a Female Chauvinist Pig? My Sweet and I are recovering from another little spat. I’m doing a bit of warehouse contract work ...more »

ORGASMS! To Know Them is to Love Them

» by Dee Dawning November 2nd, 2009 at 3:19 pm » Comments (8)

Orgasm. I love that word. You should too. After all it feels fantastic. Doesn’t it? What do we know about orgasms? Not a lot. We know it makes us feel ...more »

Sick Sex

» by Jenna Alexander October 27th, 2009 at 3:52 pm » Comments (14)

The flu outbreak has me thinking about Sick Sex. Not sick as in disturbing but sick as in boogers, fevers, and body aches. Let’s face it, if a cold is ...more »

Lesbian Vampire Knife Play, Anyone?

» by Giselle Renarde October 25th, 2009 at 1:13 am » Comments (4)

Hi Kittens! Oysters & Chocolate recently held a contest called "Vampire Lust."  Guess what?  My F/F story "Blood Lust" received an Honorable Mention!  Pretty good, considering I'd never written anything vampire-related ...more »

Mom… What are You Doing?

» by Jenna Alexander October 13th, 2009 at 8:47 am » Comments (2)

I’m sure my life resembles most of yours. I have a day job, spouse, child, irritating dog, a home to take care of, shopping to do and laundry to ignore. There ...more »

Happiness in Three Easy Steps

» by Giselle Renarde October 11th, 2009 at 10:19 pm » Comments (0)

I learn a lot from listening to the radio. Recently, I've heard a few of the hosts on CBC Radio 2 talking about a British researcher who's been studying....Happiness! ...more »

Kissing in Clunkers

» by Jenna Alexander September 29th, 2009 at 8:16 am » Comments (5)

When I was a crazy teenager I drove a Pontiac Bonneville. That car was huge! I could fit about seven of my friends in there. On Friday and Saturday nights ...more »

Sex education? He doesn’t even feed himself!

» by Willsin Rowe September 20th, 2009 at 10:00 am » Comments (0)

If you think back, you’ll probably remember puberty as a difficult time, even if it went well. Sure, there were hygiene issues, but we learned how to take care of ...more »

Masturbastion!!

» by Wynter OReilly September 18th, 2009 at 10:28 am » Comments (10)

Bet I got your attention, huh?  I'm going to talk about that dirty little secret, something most people do but don't want any one to know about. You know... playing ...more »

Perhaps something in a satire?

» by Steve Shore September 16th, 2009 at 6:58 pm » Comments (2)

Yes, yes, you've all been working very hard.  It's time to take a break.  How about a nice coffee (or cocktail) and a quick read.  Perhaps something in a satire?  Hmmm... let's ...more »

Guilty Pleasures

» by Jenna Alexander September 15th, 2009 at 8:57 am » Comments (14)

Hi all – my name is Jenna Alexander and I am a new author with eXcessica. My writing tends to be about humorous sex. I have a funny short story ...more »

My Grandma Knows All the Guys

» by Giselle Renarde September 13th, 2009 at 1:55 am » Comments (3)

The other day I was sitting in the car with my mother and my grandmother—three generations of women all in one Ford Taurus—when I pulled out a book to read. ...more »

My Sexy Meeting with Diana Ross

» by Dee Dawning September 7th, 2009 at 7:35 am » Comments (8)

It's the ninth of the month, my day to blog and I don't have a thing ready. I know. I'll write about the time I met Diana Ross. You ...more »

Everybody get MOIST!

» by Giselle Renarde August 16th, 2009 at 12:44 am » Comments (3)

How do you react when you hear the word moist? If it's anything like this guy, you're in the majority. You know how I'm a huge fan of CBC Radio Two? ...more »

Hot Summer Ménage…check it out!

» by Giselle Renarde August 2nd, 2009 at 2:59 pm » Comments (0)

It's raining today where I live, but I have faith that showy summer sun will be back for more misadventure.  Since a rainy day is a perfect day for a ...more »

I’m the Nut

» by Giselle Renarde July 19th, 2009 at 11:42 am » Comments (1)

The other day, a girl I work with mentioned that she likes her boys a little girly. “Why don’t you just date girls, then?” I asked her, very nearly following it ...more »

» by Dakota Trace July 18th, 2009 at 12:32 pm » Comments (5)

I was talking with a  fellow author earlier this week about reviews. There are many sites online that review ebooks.  From Manic Readers, Dark Divas, Nightowl Romance to a million ...more »

A Fisting Good Time!

» by Giselle Renarde June 21st, 2009 at 5:29 pm » Comments (0)

I never thought we’d make it to the knuckles. But, then again, I never thought we’d try. I made the mistake of letting my girlfriend Sweet read a fisting story I wrote ...more »