The flu outbreak has me thinking about Sick Sex.
Not sick as in disturbing but sick as in boogers, fevers, and body aches. Let’s face it, if a cold is lingering or being passed back and forth between you and your partner, sooner or later you’re going to have to have Sick Sex.
I define Sick Sex as doing the deed without breathing on each other or being face to face at all. It’s gentle due to the body aches and not very long lasting or creative.
Usually Sick Sex is pretty pathetic and merely pacifies the participants until they feel better. Sick Sex is often followed by Wet, Sloppy Sex or I’m Going to Fuck the Shit Out of You Sex. T
his got me thinking about all the titles given to the act of having sex. Here are a few off the top of my head:
Loud Sex – which is also called: Kids are at Grandma’s Sex or Kitchen Counter Sex
Quickie – yep, we know this one
Naughty Quickie – this can happen in the bathroom during a boring dinner party
Lazy Sex – slow and wonderful
Ok – the ones I listed are pretty common. I’m pretty sure you all have some great types and titles of your own. Let’s see what you’ve got.
Jenna Alexander
4:05 pm on October 27th, 2009 1
Research Sex – not guaranteed to go well, but you can always laugh about it later as long as the scene gets written, what are my priorities messed up here?
9:06 pm on October 27th, 2009 2
Other form of sex are:
Honeymoon Sex — where you go at it morning, noon & night.
Married Sex — good but not like before
Oral Sex – Where you walk by each other & say “Fxxx You”.
9:11 pm on October 27th, 2009 3
Research sex – yes this can be very funny.
It leads to some funny asides:
“Now what.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“let’s do this my way.”
Yep. Good times.
9:14 pm on October 27th, 2009 4
J – your kind of oral sex could lead to angry sex.
10:08 pm on October 27th, 2009 5
Howsabout “Sexternal”? This could be outdoors, or sex without penetration…I dunno, I just made it up on the spot (no, not THAT spot)…
Or sumpin…
10:17 pm on October 27th, 2009 6
There’s always the perennial favorite…
Makeup Sex.
7:44 am on October 28th, 2009 7
sex scene sex.
i just wrote a sex scene [flying tackle]
“ooph!”
now do me…
I like sick sex, fever sex is great if you can muster the energy. love lazy sex. sometimes if you slow down you realize you should slow down more…
xoxo
s
9:08 am on October 28th, 2009 8
Willsin – you are Sumpin
Eve – Yes we need something to follow Angry Sex
Sommer – Tackling – fun! How about Caveman Sex? He picks you up, throws you over his shoulder, etc.. It’s better than being dragged by the hair I guess.
9:22 am on October 28th, 2009 9
I love the word “sumpin”…I was at band practice the other day and my wife texted me to see if I was on my way home. I texted back, asking her “Do you need sumpin”. But the predictive text didn’t recognise “sumpin”, and so it replaced it with “pumpin”… I wonder if that would be “text sex”…
2:06 pm on October 28th, 2009 10
When I first got my iPhone it wouldn’t let me text fuck. It kept changing it to duck.
WTD!?
6:28 pm on October 28th, 2009 11
Come for me sex — where one partner doesn’t stop until the other partner comes. Works for me.
8:27 pm on October 28th, 2009 12
Hey Cassie – nice to see you here! I suggest a combination of Come for Me Sex and Slow Lazy Sex. Now THAT sounds like fun.
10:37 pm on October 29th, 2009 13
Hurry Up Sex….
oh no the baby is waking up…. so sex becomes speed sex.
5:08 am on October 30th, 2009 14
Spring is in the Air Sex (a variation on the naughty quickie I suppose, outdoors under the night sky). Oh, I see Wilsin Rowe has beaten me to that one, more or less.