Have I ever mentioned how much I love the oldie-baldies?  I do.  I love those physically fit bald men in the 50-65 age group.  What can I say?  I’m a grave robber (the opposite of a cradle robber…?)

And what’s not to love? Bald is the new leather.  I love those shiny crowns, I love that short greying stubble that runs from ear to ear, and I love the vast expanse of forehead.  When I see a bald head in a crowd, I think, “Now there’s a man oozing with T!”

And I’m not talking shaved heads, here.  A man’s got to be naturally bald to do it for me.  Why?  I guess because I associate male pattern baldness with increased testosterone levels, and increased testosterone levels with… well, happy thoughts…

Now, Patrick Stewart: sexiest man alive, in my humble opinion.  Take a second to open a new browser tab and search google images for the man.  It’s okay. I’ll wait.  Are you back yet?  No?  Don’t worry.  Take your time.  I’ve got all day.

Okay, now that we’re on the same page, Patrick Stewart is so bloody hot I can barely stand it!  If I concentrate on an image of that man for more than thirty seconds, my body erupts in spontaneous orgasm.  He’s just that good-looking.  I don’t know how many seasons of The Next Generation I watched just to ogle him.  Hell, I own two Star Trek movies on video and I’m not even a trekkie!  My Sweet (who is the ultimate trekkie nerd) is totally on board with the idea of a threesome between us and Captain Picard, and s/he’s not even into guys.

So, to all you men out there who are thinning on top, I have only this to say:  Don’t fight the hair loss!  Wear your baldness with pride!  Do it, if not for yourselves, then for me and the many other women out there who love to admire themselves in the sheen of a hairless scalp.

Power to the oldie-baldies!

Giselle Renarde

Canada just got hotter!