OK, it’s weird and there’s no reason for it, but the last few days I’ve been kinda… twitchy. Y’know, that nagging, tickly, if-only-I-wasn’t-so-busy kind of randiness that creeps up on you when you’re doing the ironing or cleaning the toilet or performing any one of a hundred mundane tasks that are totally unsexy.
I find my mind wandering to naked flesh and hot sweatiness as I wash the dishes, I lick my lips as I peel carrots, I find myself heavy breathing in the middle of a very dull television programme because I’m not concentrating on the programme, I’m running my own private viewing inside my head and it’s all XXX.
Maybe it’s this glorious hot weather we’re having lately. Every year, as soon as the days get long and the sun gets hot I find myself a little more willing to get naked. All these delicious men and women are going around in skimpy clothing and the general atmosphere is relaxed, luxuriant and permissive. The warmth of the day sinks through your skin, into that secret place in the pit of your stomach that initialises the spark plugs to your libido and sets your whole body warm and tingling…
Or maybe it’s just the fact that my other half, for work reasons, is just not interested: nothing like Sod’s Law for firing up your sex drive. What’s that saying? “Sex is like oxygen: you only miss it when you’re not getting any!”
Whatever the cause; it’s giving me some fantastic ideas for new stories. I’ve never been as inspired in my erotica as I am when I am brutally, mortally, sexually frustrated. So I guess, as far as you guys – my readers – go, long may it last. As far as I’m concerned, well, let’s just say I’m open to offers…
Ps- I’m not really open to offers, but I couldn’t deny myself such a perfect line to finish on. I’m more of a word-whore than I am a real-life one!
x
Emelia Bell
1:29 pm on May 9th, 2008 1
So that’s a picture of you taken while you’re peeling carrots? Very nice. I notice you didn’t “sign” your blog. From the clues in the narrative, I’ve concluded you’re an English (”programme”) woman (peeling the carrots, cleaning the toilet, and ironing the clothes; if you’d left it at washing the dishes, I’d still guess a woman, just with a little less certainty). If you’re an American guy, please don’t tell me. It would just spoil the fantasy…
2:23 pm on May 9th, 2008 2
Aww, Marsh, baby, don’t you recognise me? After writing me a story for my wedding dress and everything? I’m hurt
Yes, I’m English, female, young and seriously attractive. Naturally this all makes my writing so very much more appealing….
There’s a little audio clip of my voice here: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=295506
If that helps…
x
E (aka Vermilion)
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3:23 pm on May 9th, 2008 3
Of course I didn’t recognize you, darling. The wedding’s less than four months away, right? I certainly hope he gets interested by then.
3:27 pm on May 9th, 2008 4
Less than 4 months. Correct.
And, Sod’s Law coming into action again… we had a little bit of an, eh hem, reunion last night, Just after I’d submitted my blog entry! Ah well
It was steamy and sticky and perfect. I am now a happy woman again. Consider the itch scratched!
x
E
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5:00 pm on May 9th, 2008 5
Love the lippy! What shade is that exactly – fuck-me-fire-engine-red?!
Glad you had your itch scratched…
5:57 am on May 10th, 2008 6
Hi Emelia,
My DH knows when I’m sexually frustrated. He gives me the ,”Why are you looking at me like that,am I a piece of meat?”
“Oh,Yeah.”
I think I need to start writing out my SF’s and see what comes out of it.
Hugs, Danette
3:52 pm on May 10th, 2008 7
Well, Danette, that’s how I started!
Good luck with your writing.
x
E
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1:05 pm on May 12th, 2008 8
I know what you mean. This happens to me occasionally. I work at a public library and when a particularly nice specimen of manhood comes in, I can just imagine love in the stacks.
Deidre
1:09 pm on May 12th, 2008 9
Did you ever do anything about it?
….. just curious……
x
E
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1:16 pm on May 12th, 2008 10
No, afraid not. I’m married, so I flirt and look, but try not to touch. LOL
Deidre
3:47 pm on May 14th, 2008 11
You crack me up! Word whore! LOL Any way I totally agree with you about as the heat rises outside so does the heat you feel.
Caitlin
3:56 pm on May 14th, 2008 12
Oops sorry that i put a space between anyway.
Caitlin
5:49 pm on May 14th, 2008 13
Thank you Emelia
Hugs, Danette
7:29 pm on May 14th, 2008 14
I’m a word whore too. I’m not pretty enough to be a real whore.
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11:00 pm on May 14th, 2008 15
Lol…. he may have sprinkled a new kind of itching powder on those carrots…… love the lips!
12:16 am on May 15th, 2008 16
Rowr, yes. I saved that picture.
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7:53 pm on October 22nd, 2009 17
I don’t know why people insist nothing rhymes with orange. ,